Okay so my most embarrassing moment was on a sunday (date and year have been permanently blocked in my mind 4 my sanity's sake) anyways I went to church and lets be honest any religious center is where you are at your most pious.
we stand up to sing and after a while a little girl (little girl's identity has also been blocked from my mind 4 same reasons above) comes up to me and says ur zipper is broken, I touch my skirt and yup I come up with a handful of ladyness
(the thong was still in). I turn around and its just dudes sitting behind me so I run out, develop the most impressive migraine and go home to crawl in my bed.I still have not recovered from it but at least all dates and faces have been blocked from my mind so when I see the people involved I blissfully cannot remember a thing
.what's your most embarrassing moment feel free to share afterall "if you cannot laugh at yourself you are missing a bloody good joke"
Hahaha! For me, it was probably this summer day I was walking in Paris. I saw a group of dudes staring at me from the patio of a caffe (it was back in my glorious early twenties). So I tried to perform my sexiest walk to impress them. And when I was passing right in front of them, I twisted my ankle in my too-high heels, almost went kissing the side-walk. It felt like an eternity before I could hide my red face in the first corner I found. It was about a decade ago, but I remember every second of it...
ReplyDeleteI had the same experience Jo. It was at a burial in Nigeria (they used a football field,so u can imagine the number of people present!). I was rocking a newly made lace skirt and blouse(tight skirt of course). I'd sashayed in,was just about to sit down when i felt warm breeze on by behind. Cringe galore!!!. I had to walk all the way to the car, with people pointing out (un)helpfully that my zip had come undone. And yes,I was also wearing a g-string. Maybe that's why I'm now scared of crowded places......
ReplyDeleteha ha death to skirts and high heels unfortunately we can't seem to do without them just like men hunh?
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